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A vole enthusiast trying to seduce bread in a compass shop |
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Fifteen babies pushing a civil servant up a mountain in Iraq |
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Shakespeare on a Vespa, mooning at a mouse |
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Bored monkeys flicking dog dirt at a phone box in Israel |
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Rory Bremner's wife trying to teach half an otter to play the banjo |
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The Norse god of bin-bags shouting at lego |
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Roy "Chubby" Brown trying to hide a drum kit in a Twix |
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A shrimp with a limp eating stolen ice cream in a wardrobe |
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Two gay Zulus having an argument about lasers |
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A priest in an iron lung attempting to Christen a tiger in a night club |
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Nelson Mandela politely refusing to eat a massive crayon |
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Paul McCartney chatting up a sword |
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Roy Hattersley eating yoghurt and swearing at a foetus |
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A goat on a penny farthing singing a song about a river |
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A man with a book up his arse trying to bribe his way into a silt factory |
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A big pile of flid centaurs trying to organise a piss-up in a lift shaft |
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A Ferengi in a shoe shop, lying about a pair of slippers |
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A group of lost daleks asking for directions in the middle of Paris |
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C3PO in drag, trying to make a noise like a helicopter |
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Dawson's Creek |
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Anne Robinson's severed head smoking a pipe in Dorset |
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An overly polite eskimo patiently trying to sellotape a gosling to his forehead |
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The man from Del Monte wanking in a barn |
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Gonzo talking dirty to an acephaloid lap dancer |
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A delighted nun being pelted with oats |
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Oats |
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A confused sailor pushing rice pudding into a fruit machine with a twig |
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Denzyl Washington with chicken pox asking some puppets to climb a tree |
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Ginger Rogers being drowned in frisps for cheating in a sack race |
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Six thousand well-behaved ocelots queuing up to look at a pork pie |
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Copernicus at a bus stop teaching the alphabet to a turnip |
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A wheel barrow full of spiders weeping in a dungeon |
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An android with leprosy looking for an ejector seat in a haystack |
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Daisy Duke telling the monopolies commision how much she likes sand |
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Dennis the Menace trying to hop up a building in Ipswich |
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A Turk with a cheese grater unloading fondant from a bathosphere |
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The A team playing netball on the roof of a balti house |
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A flat baby drinking lager with a spoon |
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A statue of Les Dennis floating down a river of pig's blood |
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Sandra Bullock and Jesus, fighting over a McChicken sandwich |
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Lando Calrissian pushing putty up his nose for a bet |
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Joan of Arc sketching dentures in a dirigible |
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A drug dealer at NASA showing a stencil to a hen |
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A vulture dropping beef on a Mondeo |
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A hippo in a wigwam wiping trifle off a gun |
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