Here are some of the things I've seen since before...
- A flock of forty thousand dead dogs flying south for the winter
- Red hot XXX naughty nympho nude naked lesbian lesbo teens licking, sucking, fisting and fucking in FREE hardcore anal porno sex porn pics
- A blatant attempt to drive search engine traffic to a humorous website
- The left hand side of Britney Spears begging for toads outside a non-existent synagogue
- A tiny metallic badger pissing lukewarm iron filings into a sleeping smuggler's bouffant
- A heavily pregnant Paul Daniels repeatedly tripping over a sack of Branston
- Beethoven with a hangover gluing bees to a harness
- Mr Sneeze dowsing for rusks
- Sigourney Weaver surreptitiously stashing flotsam in PacMan's out-house
- Prince Charles on stilts earnestly projecting images of twine onto a Pokemon factory
- Madonna slowly spitting out tiny magnets near a building site
- David Beckham nonchalantly flinging bags of rice up an effluent pipe
- Rag Dolly Anna popping a cap in some mofo's ass
- A signed photograph of the letter N
- An underground train stopping at Aldgate for ages and ages and ages for no apparent reason
- Kevin listening to the radio with his cock out
- A pantomime horse in a Nike branded straightjacket
- Tim Burton in "spaz dalek" tastelessness
- Ant and Dec endoscoping each other for charity
- Another homeless cyberman going through my bins
- A controversial life size sculpture of Brazil made entirely out of throats
- Un tonto feo gordo que traduce estas palabras
- Wanton goose ownership
- The Krankees kicking the shit out of a turtle in slow motion
- Michael Portillo training a peacock to shout at his wrists
- The world's first diced king
- Transgenic mallard battery
- Six nude puffins trying to hot-wire a horse
- John Thaw's legs doing 90 on the freeway
- A nuclear nun with a nine foot knob
- A broken link
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