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Satirical celebrity gossip magazine. Lying in the gutter and looking at the stars.
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ISSUE 4
Lorraine Kelly, Celine Dion, Eddie Izzard, Power Droid
ISSUE 3
Elton John, Pierce Brosnan, Naomi Campbell, Jenny Agutter's Dining Table
ISSUE 2
Kylie Minogue, Ronan Keating, Martine McCutcheon, Jordan
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Catherine Zeta Jones & Michael Douglas, Melanie C, Peter Stringfellow
CELEBRITY FACT CLUB
Danny Baker
's dream job would be spooning cold rice pudding into a revolving sarcophagus
HellOK! Where the "stars" can go
In this issue:
MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND CATHERINE ZETA JONES
talk about how their lives were made almost unbearable by relentless press intrusion in this exclusive 17 page interview
SOME BIRD FROM EASTENDERS
Gets married to the brother of that bloke who used to be in that band that did that song that was used in that advert for that airline a few years back
EX-SPICE GIRL MELANIE C
bravely overcomes her recently diagnosed depression to go slutting it up around Soho with her tits out
MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND CATHERINE ZETA JONES
moan exclusively to HellOK! about how their marriage was strained almost to breaking point by excessive media attention in this 28 page pull-out full colour supplement
PETER STRINGFELLOW
nonces about with some subsentient 13 year old fuckmuppet he found in a skip in London's trendy Camden
TAMARA bloody BECKWITH
DAVID AND VICTORIA BECKHAM
talk exclusively about how they are living in terror following receipt of a series of death threats, believed to have originated from the militant wing of Mensa
LADY MARIE ANTIONETTE FOTHERINGEY KILDALE-WINTON
relaxes in the recently refurbished September lounge with the newly restored 12th century imitation mahogany rutting bench which was a present from her late husband on the 15th anniversary of her second designer hysterectomy last pancake day
MICHAEL JACKSON
explains why he's a kiddle-fiddler using charts and mime
MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND CATHERINE ZETA JONES
weep openly in high quality widescreen surround sound over the tragic loss of their oh-so-precious privacy in this sensational and recently officially endorsed 24 hour fly-on-the-wall "big brother" style webcam expose of their day-to-day life and most intimate secrets beamed LIVE from their multi billion dollar Florida mansion in Florida, America.
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Free tiara for every reader
Imelda Marcos road tests the latest Gaultier cock rings
Pustules of the rich and famous
Who's shagging Cat Deeley: Your 14 day pull-out guide
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