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ISSUE 4
Lorraine Kelly, Celine Dion, Eddie Izzard, Power Droid
ISSUE 3
Elton John, Pierce Brosnan, Naomi Campbell, Jenny Agutter's Dining Table
ISSUE 2
Kylie Minogue, Ronan Keating, Martine McCutcheon, Jordan
ISSUE 1
Catherine Zeta Jones & Michael Douglas, Melanie C, Peter Stringfellow
CELEBRITY FACT CLUB
Danny Baker
's dream job would be spooning cold rice pudding into a revolving sarcophagus
HellOK! Issue 2: Star celeb gossip news of the rich and famous
In this issue:
RONAN KEATING
exclusivey shows HellOk! readers around his newly reconstructed digestive system for the first time since having his duodenum playfully ripped out by Vinnie Jones at last month's celebrity stalker awards
KYLIE MINOGUE
takes time off from promoting her new single by showing her arse to promote her new album by showing her arse
MINI BLUB SPECIAL:
A candle for princess Margaret
Martine McCutcheon pregnant, reveals survey
Her royal highness lady Ophelia Woodcock Arden-Daley
14th in line to the Hungarian throne and close personal friend of Emily Booth Tremble, adopted half twin sister of Ruby Wright Ball, personal astrologer to Meridith Staunch, erstwhile star of TV's "The making of Crossroads" and former wife of Controversial TV chef Dan Triangle, son of wealthy fridge magnate Icarus Hefner and former classmate of Princess Courtney of Togo, UN style envoy to the developing world and 13th in line to the Latvian throne
ATE MY HAMSTER
Lovely lovely Geri Halliwell
eternally pisses out an infinitely long line of regularly spaced bees for charity
Glamorous breast model JORDAN
celebrates her impending promotion to C-list celebrity status by ceremoniously winching out her silicone-infused humpties at a star-studded celebrity punch-up in Wrexham's fashionable, if unlikely, arts district Plus:
Your free cut-out-and-creep guide to royalty
Jane Asher: My cheese and wine hell
Footballer buys chair
Who's shagging Myleene Klass: Your 14 day pull-off guide
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