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Satirical celebrity gossip magazine. Lying in the gutter and looking at the stars.
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ISSUE 4
Lorraine Kelly, Celine Dion, Eddie Izzard, Power Droid
ISSUE 3
Elton John, Pierce Brosnan, Naomi Campbell, Jenny Agutter's Dining Table
ISSUE 2
Kylie Minogue, Ronan Keating, Martine McCutcheon, Jordan
ISSUE 1
Catherine Zeta Jones & Michael Douglas, Melanie C, Peter Stringfellow
CELEBRITY FACT CLUB
Actor
George Clooney
lives in a maze and often has to turn down lucrative film roles because he can't find his way to the front door
HellOK! Issue 3: Lying in the gutter and looking at the stars
In this issue:
SIR ELTON JOHN:
Tragically buggered apart in exclusive one-in-a-bed sex romp, we hear (5,6)
BILL WYMAN
This old man (he played bass) "he played 'nick-nack' on my face", claims model
PIERCE BROSNAN
Pierce Brosnan squeezes the last drops of Pierce Brosnan's urine from Pierce Brosnan's penis using Pierce Brosnan's hand in an exclusive London urinal
PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR:
BRAVE BRAVE NAOMI CAMPBELL
Naomi Campbell, in a heartwarming display of triumph over adversity, heroically manages to stop hurling designer drugs up her diamond encrusted vag for just long enough to stagger along a plinth with her tits out for a hundred thousand million pounds
ROBBIE WILLIAMS
"My tiny pecker" outburst ignored by media
HellOK! Readers vote unanimously:
BRING BACK JOHN THAW!
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JENNY AGUTTER'S NEW DINING TABLE
SIR TREVOR MCDONALD
Sir Trevor McDonald futilely attempts to fight back the uncontrollable sobs of anguish which wrack his shattered body, as he struggles to express the maelstrom of overwhelming anger, pain, guilt, self-loathing and existentialist despair at the futility of existence in an uncaring, meaningless and godless cosmos, which eternally gnaws away at the heart of his dark, decaying, cold and tortured soul.
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Free packet of peacock seeds for every reader
Shoes
The Rich List: Britain's top 100 Richards
Max Clifford nude
Competition: win a chance to die for the celebrity of your choice
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