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DisgracedNun  12.02.03, 20:25:42
Re: Public service announcement

What about if I launch a pop career over the weekend and insist on the most predominent instrument of my songs being a standard 'ring ring' from a normal telephone?

Does that make everybody who has a normal ring style then become a cunt?

Anyway, back to another subject slightly - I reckon Richard Madeley has the theme tune to The Bill or London's Burning on his phone. The cunt. (scuse the language but it's appropriate).