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DisgracedNun  08.06.03, 18:55:17
Re: Hens

Well, I am of the opinion that they are purely idiotic, yet evil creatures.

I haven't eaten eggs since I was eight-years old on the precautionary measure that I may actually turn into one if I eat too many.

I once turned into a Christmas cracker toy after pulling one too many. That and the copius amounts of LSD that I happened to consume which, incidentally, I got from licking the party hat that was contained within.

TIP: Do not lick head attire of any type - just incase.