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John fanzine is a surreal British humour website featuring animated jokes, satire and assorted funny junk.
lizardfister  26.06.03, 14:27:48
Re: Websites

or alternatively you could buy your very own councillor for the princely sum of £70. it makes a great present as well.

once you've got your very own councillor they just need to be fed regularly and updated with current affairs. the occasional walk down to the council chamber or in the local park is also advisable. just make sure you don't take their favourite ball into the chamber during a debate on cycle lane recycling. chaos.