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The23rdMan  16.07.03, 19:17:21
Re: Survey

I think you'll find cats have got that one pretty much covered.

I like owls. I used to have a bengal eagle owl called Jasper. He liked mice a lot.

Oh, nearly forgot the why part. I like owls cos they make great Oooooing noises and throw up little balls of mice bits. If you ever get the chance watch this, it's a treat. We used to sit outside his flight, drinking beer, and offer encouraging words. It takes them a while to get the balls up.

Fascinating, eh?