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Smiffy  11.02.02, 18:09:04
Re: Stop the presses!

Well, you'll have to have a go the next time you're in England.
I'm not saying she's an old tart, but we have been forced to reintroduce rationing where Jordan's concerned.
Oops - actually just consulted my outlook calendar and it's my next turn in 17 minutes... Seeya!