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the23rdman  26.06.04, 15:59:20
Re: Moths

I have no answers for your questions being, essentially, a complete retard.

I would suggest (please take my previous statement into account) Moths eat moonlight rather than sunlight as you very rarely see them during day time hours.

It may be that moonlight makes them high, which is why they make a bee(moth) line for any and all sources of light with gay abandon at night.

I suspect, as a species, they've failed to cotton on to the huge excess of available food in the form of sunlight during day time hours cos they're too bust sleeping their moonlight induced hangovers off.