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Smiffy  04.01.05, 12:15:36

I'm getting pissed off again with all the bullshit about opening hours in this country. Anyone with half a clue is aware that they are currently both archaic and arbitary and that, rather than increasing the problems associated with so-called binge drinking, a liberalisation of the law would be more likely to reduce problems arising at closing time.

The government has been talking about changing the law for *years* and it *never* happens. And you still get otherwise intelligent people saying "No! It really *is* happening now - there's a law gone through and everything!"

I fully expect to be hearing this crap in another ten years - whilst being chucked out of a pub at 11pm.