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eperdu  11.01.05, 01:09:50
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A BRITISH man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles with a sawn-off shotgun after a drunken argument with a friend was handed a five-year jail term for possessing an illegal weapon.
"He still feels quite severe pain," said Walker's lawyer, Gulzar Syed. "There are still pellets embedded within the scrotum area of his body."
Walker, who had no history of firearms offences, accidentally discharged the gun which was stuffed down his trousers after drinking 15 pints of lager.
He had gone home for the gun after spending an evening in the pub arguing with lifelong friend Stuart Simpson about whose turn it was to buy a beer.