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The23rdman  10.08.05, 01:46:17
Re: I have just bought some new socks an

I'm going to plump for aubergine as it's the only mauve/blue food I know of. Um, actually, is mauve a kind of blue? You really need a woman for this kind of thing. They're blessed with a genetic knowledge of at least 400 colours. Me? I'm aware of 7.