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The Seth Man  15.02.02, 20:54:43
T o o S p a c e d

If Kevin Spacey and Sissy Spacek wed and she hyphenated her last name--
she would be known as Sissy Spacek-Spacey.

And if their gay son subsequently invested a lot of LSD one wekeend and lost his mind the alliterative headline the next day in the Sun could only be:

"Sissy Spacek-Spacey's spaced sissy son double spaced"