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Chain  11.12.01, 11:49:43
Message eaten by furry sausage monster!

It was today confirmed that a sexual sausage message was devoured by a furry sausage monster seen hanging around in a "hungry" manner.

Police are hunting a 6foot tall slightly tanned sausage that answers to the name "OY! BIG SAUSAGE BOY!"..

If seen run like mad or use a Anti-Sausage tactic, Police explain this involves the interaction of sunflower oil and a large frying pan.