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The23rdman  10.08.02, 11:37:32
The unbearable lightness of beans

I woke up this morning, flung open my curtains and had my karmic love vibes disturbed by the site of my runner beans detaching themselves from their vines and making a pretty damn successful bid for freedom via the local airport flight path. Anyone have any suggestions on how I can prevent these beans from escaping and causing a potential disaster? I'm loath to put a net over them. i mean, beans have rights too, don't they?