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DisgracedNun  27.11.02, 00:49:41
Re: By when????

Hmm... I think that it falls under Gateshead's list of banned phrases.

Apparently, Gateshead council have banned certain words, phrases and in some cases, even songs.

For instance, my grandmother lives in Gateshead and she doesn't remember the phrase 'kill two birds with one stone', simply because a team of council employed 'mind burglars' broke into her head and stole it.

My advice - get an insurance approved alarm fitted to your head straight away!