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Rich  08.01.03, 11:56:28
Re: All I want for Xmas is...

at least you know that if you don't by a top of the range, the one you do buy will last a bit longer than the equiv pc (so to speak).
mac's have more 'lastability'.
plus they glow.
and they're big (size *does* matter).
and they're smoooooooth.
and um..
sexy :-)

sooo.. how about selling me your old crappy knackered one, so you can easily get a brand spankin' new sexy gleaming fannymagnet? :-D