http://www.johnfanzine.com/news The latest satirical news from johnfanzine.com en-gb rightgood@johnfanzine.com http://backend.userland.com/rss 1440 http://www.johnfanzine.com/images/rss_flyer.gif http://www.johnfanzine.com/News 88 31 The latest satirical news from johnfanzine.com Thu, 12 Aug 2004 19:38:18 -0700 Thu, 12 Aug 2004 19:38:18 -0700http://www.johnfanzine.com/news/expand.php?id=50All the latest updates from the world of world travel. Thu, 12 Aug 2004 19:37:08 -0700http://www.johnfanzine.com/news/expand.php?id=47The Chancellor of the Exchequer, Gordon Brown, has been roundly criticised by MPs across the political spectrum following revelations that he diverted significant sums of treasury money into his own accounts in order to buy expensive gifts for his wife. Tue, 06 Apr 2004 23:44:08 -0700http://www.johnfanzine.com/news/expand.php?id=46A group of researchers have stunned the scientific community by announcing that absolutely everything is twice as big as previously thought. Tue, 06 Apr 2004 23:43:20 -0700http://www.johnfanzine.com/news/expand.php?id=41The passing of silly, pointless laws, just to appear to be doing something about law and order, is to be banned under new legislation being introduced by the Home Secretary. Sun, 21 Dec 2003 14:50:09 -0800http://www.johnfanzine.com/news/expand.php?id=27A team of researchers working at CERN, the European centre for nuclear research, are celebrating hardly at all following their recent discovery of "the most boring substance in the known universe". Sun, 16 Nov 2003 05:06:33 -0800http://www.johnfanzine.com/news/expand.php?id=42Swiss food giant Nestlé has attracted widespread criticism over a controversial new range of pre-prepared meals - aimed specifically at bulimics. Sat, 08 Nov 2003 15:05:18 -0800http://www.johnfanzine.com/news/expand.php?id=40Anyone wanting to grow a beard or moustache will have to first obtain planning permission if new anti-terrorism legislation announced today becomes law. Fri, 07 Nov 2003 15:05:29 -0800http://www.johnfanzine.com/news/expand.php?id=39Veteran rocker Ozzy Osbourne has spoken for the first time about how addiction to rehab almost destroyed his life. Thu, 12 Jun 2003 19:22:05 -0700http://www.johnfanzine.com/news/expand.php?id=28A press release from the marketing division of the Royal Astronomical society. Tue, 03 Jun 2003 08:25:18 -0700http://www.johnfanzine.com/news/expand.php?id=32A religious organisation in the USA has caused controversy by announcing plans to train and supply a "new breed" of guide dog - for non believers.