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CLASSIC WEATHER

Monday 22nd May 1995

requested by N. Anderson of Northumberland

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
with the Reverend Daniel O'Shelves
the Reverend Daniel o'Shelves

"Kill all the ducks. Put them in a "duck museum".

Charge all the people a buck and a half just to see 'em."


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