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Monday 29th Dec 1975

requested by L. Palmer of Rutland

with the Reverend Daniel O'Shelves
the Reverend Daniel o'Shelves

"How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a pedestrian?"

Fashion News

30.11.01 01:23:23 GMT Reporter: Tai Min Liu

Everyone has to wear yellow next year, an Italian homosexual has revealed.

This important and factual statement was made at the opening of the recent London Fashion show week by flamboyant designer Armarnier Hemingwood, before an audience of over two hundred vacuous cooing shits.

Red hot : Yellow is next year's green

Red card: Non-yellow is brown bread

"Yellow is this year's red" he explained.

"Which was last year's blue and, ironically, the previous year's yellow" he added.

On the catwalk, Hemingwood's collection was a triumph of style over content, featuring as it did a selection of canary yellow thong and top hat sets for ?6800 and yellow cufflinks for about a grand.

"This collection is undoubtably the most significant fashion event since the invention of the crepe trouser" one of the assembled style pundits told us.

Only puffs wear cufflinks.


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