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CLASSIC WEATHER

Saturday 8th Oct 1983

requested by F. Weaver of Windsor

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
with the Reverend Daniel O'Shelves
the Reverend Daniel o'Shelves

"Jesus loves you. He's just not in love with you."

Dinosaurs "May Have Been Gay" claims Palaeontologist

17.12.01 02:43:43 GMT Reporter: Lolly Inbox

Dinosaurs might have been puffs, according to a controversial new study published in the leading archaelogical journal, Bones.

Steg-o-sore-arse?
Archaeologists at the University of Camembert's School of Digging carried out an investigation into the social habits of the stegosaurus, by analyzing thousands of bio-clues discovered in a warehouse in central Luxembourg.

Research assistant Pierre Lapin told us "The stegosaurus was an extremely gregarious creature. They would roam in large groups and probably bum each other senseless all summer. It's no wonder they died out."

When challenged to back up these extraordinary claims, Monsieur Lapin ran off and hid behind a fridge.



 



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