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CLASSIC WEATHER

Thursday 28th Oct 1999

requested by W. Morris of Uttoxeter

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
with the Reverend Daniel O'Shelves
the Reverend Daniel o'Shelves

"Do shit-heads go out and get piss-faced?"

Travel News

13.06.99 10:04:32 GMT Reporter: Geoff Leopard

Traffic chaos hit the Midlands earlier today, when a bridge shed its road across three lanes of the southbound M62 near Birmingham.

A group of suspiciously giggly civil engineers told us that the bridge in question had always been a bit stroppy and probably did it on purpose.



 



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