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CLASSIC WEATHER

Friday 10th May 1991

requested by D. Davies of Nottinghamshire

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
with the Reverend Daniel O'Shelves
the Reverend Daniel o'Shelves

"Put all your money into plough shares."

Travel News

13.06.99 10:04:32 GMT Reporter: Geoff Leopard

Traffic chaos hit the Midlands earlier today, when a bridge shed its road across three lanes of the southbound M62 near Birmingham.

A group of suspiciously giggly civil engineers told us that the bridge in question had always been a bit stroppy and probably did it on purpose.



 



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