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Introducing the Mokia 666i Necrommunicator
The world's first WAP enabled ouija board
As part of our ongoing commitment to improving wireless communications in both this and the next world, the Occult Division of Mokia Telecommunications are proud to announce the launch of the revolutionary 666i Necrommunicator - the world's first WAP enabjed ouija board.
Incorporating state-of-the-art OuijaWAP technology, the 666i allows you to quickly and conveniently communicate with the denizens of the spirit world, without all that tedious "knock once for yes, twice for no" bollocks.
Surf Satan's website, email the dead, or simply use the unique psychic predictive text input to reply to your friend's messages before you even receive them.
Comes with a hands-free kit, three press-on front and back covers, two dead chickens, six litres of goat's blood and enough annoying ring tones to wake the dead.
Available from 31st October.
RRP: £666 & your immortal soul
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