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Eye Varnish
£39.99 per 35ml
Mayballoon Triple Conditioned Believable Colour Eye Varnish
Available in 57 matching shades
Exclusive patented formula with micro-ceramic microspherical microcapsules and bubonic ProVitamin B5 molecular protein fibres delivers chip-proof, touch-up proof colour and high shine for up to 6 years - won't kiss or smudge off
MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT - MAYBE SHE'S GOT TOXIC PAINT IN HER EYES
DISCLAIMER: In clinical trials Mayballooon Triple Conditioned Believable Colour Eye Varnish was found to cause permanent blindness in approximately 100% of cases. Mayballon cannot be held responsible for any personal loss or injury arising from the use of this product
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